Saturday, August 4, 2007

Welcome FHM Readers


A lot of new traffic has been coming in from the FHM website over the past few days, although I still haven’t been able to locate the link on the FHM page that’s sending it. I believe the site was named one of FHM’s top 100 on the web, or it’s just a link of the day, I’m awaiting link confirmation. Being positioned between Bum Fights and Daily Naked Boobies has always been a dream of mine, so I’d like to thank the editors of FHM for the honor.

For those new to the site, you may be asking yourselves, “I’m confused. What does ‘Hot Chicks with Douchebags’ feature pictures of?”

Believe me, it’s a confusing and ambiguous title. I understand.

Now I know what your first gut instinct will tell you. We feature pictures of hot chicks with total and complete douchebags. And you’d be partially right. But we also feature choadbags, fratdouches and guidos that smell like ass. All of whom have found presence in the company of the proverbial hot chick.

Every day’s selection of the hott/scrote features myself waxing opine with bemused ramblings as I sit in sunny Los Angeles lusting after the unemployed starlets reading scripts at my local Coffee Bean. Each pic also features commentary from a number of ‘bag hunters in the comments thread, who take daily aim at the cultural trainwreck of metrosexual gender inversion with rapier wit and extensive references to the joys of side boob.

So welcome new readers, and I hope you’ll stick around. If you have a pic the features both a sexy young librarian hottie and a greased up tight t-shirt sign of the douchepocalypse, send it along to me, your unshowered narrator in all things guido/boobie, DB1.

If you’d like to friend my sorry alcoholic ass on MySpace, here’s my MySpace link.

Or if you’re a sexy piece of naughty girl hottie smoothness and want to send me dirty pictures of yourself dressed as Jenny Agutter in “Logans Run,” do so as well.

I got time. Lots and lots of time. Stupid time.

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