Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Abe Fromans

These two Abe Fromans are definitely sausage kings of Chicago.

And by sausage kings, I mean ridiculous ‘baglings who need to be leech tortured by 12th Century Vikings.

I’m not sure how well Bikini Sloane’s holding up what with four, count ’em four, “shockers” present. Ironic or no, that’s some serious douchitude on display.

To quote the maitre d’ at Chez Luis, “I weep for the future.”