Thursday, September 27, 2007

Afflicted


For those scoring at home, “Affliction” shirts are +2 when scoring douchestrological rank.

Two matching “Affliction” shirts in a standard ‘bag sandwich formation around a tasty ham hottie?

I don’t even have the tools to measure or rank the douche echo from such an event. It is off the charts.

Then factor in the combo hair spike, and I’m sent into a spiraling social decline.

In other words I make fun of them while enjoying a tasty Hostess HoHo snack cake.

# posted by douchebag1

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