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Bat Boy

Now that the “Weekly World News” is no longer in business, it will be up to all of us to keep tabs on the mysterious and elusive Bat Boy.

Here’s Bat Boy douching it up Menudo style with two Beach Blanket Bingo Cuties that sing the body electric. Note how Bat Boy is making douche hand gesture #06, The “Westside” with the creepiest fingers this side of a Tales from the Crypt.

And what’s with the classy Heineken shirt, Bat Boy? Looks like you can’t even afford domestic.

But, in the end, nothing says “class” to the hotties like plyboard in the window.