Black Betty Bamalam
Resident HCwDB hottie Black Betty (blonde on the right) went off into the hinterlands of Los Angeles douchebaggery and came back with the following catch:
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Hello my fellow douchebag haters, so this weekend i took up my precious role as Black Betty Bamalam-a-jam and went Douchebag hunting at a porn party i attended yesterday.
With the help of my very own Waldouche, we mounded through the crowds of sweaty, muscular, arrogant douchebags to spot the most worthy of the ‘real douchebags’ spots…
Enjoy,
Yours Truly,
Black Betty Bamalam-a-jam
xxxxx
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Ahhh… a hottie who not only has the site lingo down but knows how to sort the wheatbags from the chaffbags.
Nicely done, B.B.B! Although hunting for ‘bags at a porn party is like hunting for rabbits in, well, a field filled with rabbits. Because my analogies suck.
The ‘bag hunting bar has been raised significantly. Let this be a notice to all would-be douche hunters out there. Can you top The Bamalam?
And by top, I mean lick her ankles like a meerkat on codine.
