Friday, September 14, 2007
Boing!
I’m convinced this isn’t actual real world hair.
It’s a cartoon expression of surprise. You know, like when Linus was shocked by Lucy and his hair went flying in every direction.
Or when Mister Magoo finally realized he was walking on a pylon six hundred feet in the air. That wacky Mister Magoo. Because blind people are funny.
Boing! Gadzooks! Zoiks!
Pack it in, cartoon boy. I’d erase your face with an eraser, then draw in a Garfield.
Kelly from Arizona State makes me want to yell “GO HOME TEAM MASCOT!!” in the hopes she’ll get stupid drunk with me at the tailgate party. At which point I would slobber on her shoes like a quadriplegic on Benzidrine.
