Saturday, September 8, 2007

Champagne Superdouchebag V

Ah, old friend Champagne Superdouchebag. How I missed your choady Trustfundian ways.

Your consistency of stubble is belied only by that snazzy white belt buckle and douched up NASCAR jacket.

Your ability to shuffle the hotties like a deck of boobie cards invokes the closeup trickery of the great Ricky Jay.

I would dress as a surgeon and rub Tantric African tribal oils on your bright eyed hottie’s upper elbow area until she hit me in the head with a candlestick.

# posted by douchebag1

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