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Cracker Jack

I was wondering what would be a good look to wear out tonight.

Then it dawned on me. I’m going with the combo striped shirt, black tie, douche-face, sunglasses, mandana + baseball cap combo, and top it off with a Captain America Decoder Ring from a box of Cracker Jack.

Yeah. That’s the plan.

I will then gang tackle a drunk cutie in ski goggles, hook my arm around her, and repeatedly head-butt her ear.

Or would that make me a screaming uberchoad?

Why yes. Yes it would.