Thursday, September 13, 2007
D.B.-War
I’ve always had a thing for Asian chicks.
Ever since Tia Carrere’s power chords in Wayne’s World, I’ve been hooked on pho-nics.
Get it? Because “Pho” is a type of Vietnamese beef dish. And pho is from “phonics.”
Hah! I’m clever.
As to D.B War, someone seriously needs to Daniel San his ass while Japanese fans chant for “Rocky” and Ivan Drago looks upset. Wait, I think I’m mixing my 1980s “white movie characters triumphing in foreign countries by proving their superiority and turning the locals into proto-Americans” references again.
And, for what it’s worth, D-War looks amazing.
