Friday, September 7, 2007

Friday Haiku


Meat Loaf, Paradise,
by the doucheboard light. Tragic.
silver pasties… hope.

The Undertaker
Now rocks to heavy metal,
and found his groupie.

— douchey howser, m.d.

Gorgeous Vampiress
Caught by camera mid-kill
I would die with you.

— arch ‘bagger of canturbury

Look no further, scrote:
You’re choad and wank nirvana.
Cowgirl boobies… mmm…

— el maestro

Old Sabbath Rocker
Is about to spend his cash
To pay her daycare

— clementine of cappadoucha

# posted by douchebag1

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