Friday, September 21, 2007

Friday Haiku


Beach boobs and sand crabs,
Asian Johnny Chase says “‘sup,”
Skinny sand turd smirks.

she’s paid to be there.
Vanilla Ice needs to eat.
hey Duck Dong, go swim.

— pfah

The face of a crab,
The body of a goddess.
Perfect for blind man.

— the alpha douche

close to the shoreline
is that a great white shark?
lord, hear my prayer.

— doucheronomy 68

Pursed lips, peroxide
Is that doggy style invite?
Call Godzilla quick

— Dion Didouchie

douche grease and hair bleach:
the greatest threat to oceans
since Exxon Valdez

— douche vader

# posted by douchebag1

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