Friday, September 14, 2007

Friday Haiku: Fu Man Choad


Fu Man Choad pimps out,
Gwai-Lo Zen whacks on, whacks off.
Blonde Curves, happy pants.

Two pube waterfalls
Four pastoral, fertile mounds
Call Enola Gay

— bmt

Cartoon babes are hot.
But as sure as the world turns,
With time, their heat cools.

— boatbutter

Pinkhawked smirkdouche needs
to shave ZZ Man Chu with
chainsaw. Blindfolded.

— lemon tart

Girl made of plastic
But girl on the right? I will
chew through your boob straps.

— reservoir douche

Hong Kong Douchey needs
Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart
Save us Black Mambas!

— Duck Duck Douche

# posted by douchebag1

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