Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Gunter in Rio
Que bella! Rio Hottie is a a tasty drink of water. The tan-lines curve along windy skin rivers of trickling water over rocks. She has poetic boobies of boobage poetry. I would, uhm, grab them.
Hmm. That wasn’t so poetic. Just true.
Gunter is your typical metro-bag urban club going douchewank. Just the right hint of chin-fungus and cactus hair. And by right, I mean wrong.
Yes, there have been others like Gunter. And there will be again. But that doesn’t mean I can’t mock his shaven chest and zombie face. Or the unfair possession of Rio Hottie.
Together, they wear white.
