Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Gunter in Rio

Que bella! Rio Hottie is a a tasty drink of water. The tan-lines curve along windy skin rivers of trickling water over rocks. She has poetic boobies of boobage poetry. I would, uhm, grab them.

Hmm. That wasn’t so poetic. Just true.

Gunter is your typical metro-bag urban club going douchewank. Just the right hint of chin-fungus and cactus hair. And by right, I mean wrong.

Yes, there have been others like Gunter. And there will be again. But that doesn’t mean I can’t mock his shaven chest and zombie face. Or the unfair possession of Rio Hottie.

Together, they wear white.

# posted by douchebag1

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