Monday, September 17, 2007
Gypsy Moth
It’s hard to determine exactly when a trend turns into a full blown onslaught. But the mass replication of the Fauxhawk/Mohawk is undeniable at this point. It is rapidly replacing the popped collar as the single biggest giveaway of douche.
I had thought the wispy fwiphawk development of late 2004 had consumed itself in a post Ryan Seacreast American Idol swamping of mass consumption by this point. But here it is again, retuning in mutated douchological form. Perched fungally on top of this greasy middle aged Gypsy Moth Chinbag.
As to the two hotties? What’s the word I’m searching for.
Oh yeah.
Yes.
