Jabbabag
Speaking of The Gator, by now we’ve well established that pumped up ‘roidbags are a staple of of douchuous/hottie combos.
But what about large sweaty Jabbabags?
At the opposite end of the spectrum from the quasi homoerotic ab fondling ‘roidbag like The Gator, can a Jabbabag still qualify as douche?
I’m kind of doubting it. Looking ridiculous is simply not enough to qualify for ‘baggosity. Frankly, it’s just hard to work up much of a sweat over this pic.
Wait, bad choice of metaphor.
I’m going to rule out toothpaste tubs from the ‘bag canon without further examples of douchebaggery, as their actual power of douche-persuasion is pretty miminal and unthreatening.
While this guy does feature the receding spiked faux-hawk, he looks like my 10th grad math teacher. So I’m going to say, Go in peace, Jabbabag. You’re cool with me. And may all your Salacious Crumbs be hotties like Paprika Spice here.
