Friday, September 14, 2007

Lake Winnepedouchey


One of the dangers of waterskiing on Lake Winnipedouchey is the Grease Shark.

Known for its tribal-tat fin structure and scrotal eye protection, the Grease Shark attacks stealthily and with minimal distruption of Miller Lite or Energy Drink.

When its victim is distracted by camera flash, the Grease Shark will jump out of the water and attack with a gutteral cry that sounds vaguely like, “Whatsup, yo?”

Close the beach, Mayor.

He’s coming back for his noon feeding.

# posted by douchebag1

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