Monday, September 17, 2007
Lobot
Speaking of Lando Calrissian in the Weekly (and don’t forget to vote), is this greasy douchewank actually Lando’s right hand man in Cloud City, Lobot?
Ever get the feeling that when it came down to naming the smaller characters in the Star Wars universe, George Lucas stopped trying to rework Japanese and started just slapping new first letters on existing words?
Yeah, he’s uh… Domputer? Nah. How about Mandroid? Nah.
He’s Lobot!
I would ravish European Stable Wench Hottie in a bale of hay while the phonograph played Dietrich’s Der Trommelmann in the echoey scratchy distance. By the farmhouse.
And yes, I just switched from George Lucas to 1920s European literature. Because I’m freaky like that.
