Friday, September 7, 2007
Not in a Gang Sign #01
Whitey McSuburban, note to self: You are not in a gang. If you go to South Central and ask to join a gang, they will laugh in your whitebread suburban hip-hop face.
Please stop disgracing all of us with your obnoxious pseudo-tough “gang” signs and hijacking of the tropes of hip-hop culture. Didn’t Elvis steal enough?
Your misappropriation of racial discourse offends cultural theorists the world over. Your tilted cap and pouty lipped douche-face do not speak of a guy who’s “bad.” They merely speak of a douche who smells like poo.
I would cut off and sautee my lips in garlic and vinegar and serve to a hungry pit bull if I could nibble with my remaining mouth on perky Meadow Soprano hottie’s satin thingamabob zig-zaggy thing.
