Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Porkpie
Listen up, Porkpie Steve Zahn. As much as I loved you when you came out of the closet in Winona Ryder’s integrity filled video doc in Reality Bites, the leather wristband? Lose it.
As to Gwynneth?
Some people dream of world peace.
Some people dream of ending global poverty.
I dream of tapping out Ringo Starr’s drum solo from The End on her lower clavicles with licorice drum sticks while butt grinding her hoop earrings and calling her “granmama… my granmama…” in a falsetto sing-song voice.
Uhm, yeah. I need help.
