Saturday, September 15, 2007

Sexy Dumpling Fan Mail


Reader Sexy Dumpling writes in:

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Hi,

I’m an Asian female, and I got invited to join a facebook group called “Asian Girls and White Guys.”

Here are a couple gems in the photo album I found within the first couple minutes.

Atrocious.

~ Sexy Dumpling
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Yikes.

Stay away from the Gwai-Lo douchebaggery, Sexy Dumpling. Then again, it’s these choads that are the digital pixelated fuel that feeds my fire.

So I can’t complain, I s’pose.

Nah, sure I can. Nice arm tat, Camobag.

As to the Garlic Chicken Hottie, I would dip those soup dumplings in soy sauce until my beef were broccoli’d.

Hmmm. That sex/food metaphor may have read just a little too visually.

# posted by douchebag1

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