Thursday, September 20, 2007

Six Feet Under 'bags


Angry ‘Bag has the Freddy Rodriguez in “Six Feet Under” scruff thing working He douches by day, cleans up corpses by night.

Bottom ‘Bag has the frosted tips and clueless expression of the lobotomized mental patients featured in Frederick Wiseman’s Titicut Follies. Because referencing 1960s cinema verite is what I’m all about, yo.

Healthy Brown Tipped Blonde’s smile is like the musical cadences of the stutter speech of 1990s David Mamet dialogue. I would overact Pacino style if it meant I could Garry her Glens with a hoo-ah.

And that’s just way too many film/tv references for one post. I feel post-modernly dirty. But not Portland Doctors on Craigslist dirty.

# posted by douchebag1

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