Monday, September 24, 2007
Stardouche
In an impressive display of hair carving ability, Stardouche has qualified for ‘bag status with neither hand gesture, face gesture, tatt nor giant goiter in the shape of the letters “D” and “B.”
Instead, he’s busting what appears to be either the Bat Signal or a shamrock. Shaved into his head. And unless you’re a rookie linebacker getting hazed on the Cincinatti Bengals, that’s some douchey-ass hair.
Smirking Lip Gloss cutie is all sorts of trouble. And trouble happens to be my middle name.
Okay no. My middle name is Bernie. Stupid Bernie. Why aren’t you Trouble?
