Wednesday, September 5, 2007
The Apprentice
Oh pumped up sleeve rolled wannabe Pumpy.
You may appropriate the boob grab, but you will never come close to the Master.
For while you possess many of the douchetributes that are used to identify those of your ‘baguous ilk, there is something lacking.
Douche Aura.
You may emulate The Pumpy. But you do not yet comprehend the Tao of Scrote.
Keep learning, young one. Keep studying, young Kevin James in “The King of Queens” ‘bag.
The ways of the douche are not far off.
