The Hills Have 'Bags
Okay, I know I keep saying I’m going to avoid covering celebridouche on the site, but it’s probably okay if I post this pic from MTV’s “The Hills.”
Since nobody’s heard of these clowns, nobody will ever hear of these clowns, and their douche-nozzle factor is set on overdrive.
In fact the guy who delivers my mail is a bigger celebrity. The old ladies up the street love that guy.
Any wannabe scroterashes douching it up on an MTV reality show in a desperate attempt for D level fame deserve uberdouche status. Then you factor in the tonguebaggery of this pic, and it’s like Puck from Real World SF times 1000.
Yes, I just referenced Puck from MTV San Francisco.
Because my MTV references have to go that far back.
The rest of them all faded into some mishmash of Bleethed out hotties named Trashelle and uber-douche Road Rules generics who look like Pod People from Invasion of the Neo-Aryan Body Snatchers Who Look Like Mark McGrath.
And the stereotype token black guy. Who’s sweet and cuddly until he gets in a drunken fight with one of the white chicks.
Good times, MTV. Good times.
