Sunday, September 23, 2007

The Panda


This isn’t even doggie stylin’. More like Panda Pawin’.

G.I. Choad is rockin’ the military haircut like he’s storming the beach at Harrah’s Hotel and Casino. He’s paradouching in to the Strip to take out some hotties, Green Beret style. And by Green Beret style, I mean Panda ‘Baggin.

No real bling to up the obnoxious factor. But the sunglasses and cell phone stylin’, as well as that pucker lipped douche-face, qualify for State Trooper Fratchoad.

And of course, the Tri-Budlite bendable hottie with Kung Fu Grip. She’s all sorts of slutty tablecloth raunch.

The kind you never, ever, under any circumstances, introduce to your mom. Instead you rent her an apartment on the upper east side and keep the whole thing quiet.

But even paying that $2200 a month rent is worth it. Every penny. No doubt about it.

# posted by douchebag1

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