Tuesday, September 4, 2007

The Spinning Jenny


In 1733 John Kay invented the Flying Shuttle. It revolutionized cloth and garment production and launched the industrial revolution.

I know this because it was on my 7th Grade history exam.

Now, 274 years later, giant douche-ass mandanas are plentiful and culturally ubiquitous.

I blame you, John Kay. Cursed be your ancestors.

Busty Blue Spinning Jenny is everything I want and dream of in an approachable bar maiden hottie. They had them in the 1730s, serving up Ale. And we have them today, serving up Ale.

God bless the Bar Maidens. Every time one boozes it up in a low cut blue bustier, an angel gets its wings.

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