Friday, September 14, 2007
The Wifebeaterbag
I was going to do an extended deconstruction of the wifebeaterbag, but staring at this pic makes me want to dip my face in hydrochloric acid. It is soul sucking, nads kicking, hyper-meta douchey/hottie ultra wrongness.
It is cruel and unusual douchebaggery for a Friday.
So instead of parsing the lexicon for new terms to mock Wifebeaterbag with, I’ll…
I’ll…
call him a douche.
Yer a douche!
(sigh)
Somehow it didn’t help that much.
A little bit. But not that much.
