Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Velvet Jones


It’s a troubling development in the study of scrotology when douchewanks like Velvet Jones start appearing on the scene.

The personification of early 80s SNL Eddie Murphy sketches just should not be taking place in an irony free reality.

However, a special slice of strawberry cheesecake goes out to whichever designer invented the gravity defying loose boob-cling dress. It has the intoxicating aroma of British fish n’ chips and a pint of Guinness.

I would stuff french fries up my nose and stutter while pronouncing “Cathcart Towers Hotel” just for the chance to Wendy her Wandas. And I’m not just making England references because The Gator’s a Brit. Or maybe I am.

# posted by douchebag1

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