Thursday, September 13, 2007

Zip-a-dee-douchebag


(With apologies to Disney and “Song of the South”)

Zip-a-dee-douchebag,
Zip-a-dee-scrote,
My, oh, my, what a smelly old choad.
Plenty of chin pubes,
headin’ my way,
Zip-a-dee-doo-douchebag
zip-a-dee-wanker!

With three hotties on his shoulder,
It’s the truth, it’s boobies.
Everything is boobies boobies.

Zip-a-dee-douchebag,
zip-a-dee-chump
Douchey-ass face pubes, powdered blue pants!

Zip-a-dee-douchebag,
zip-a-dee-tool,
My, oh, my, what a choady ass tool.
Plenty of boobies headin’ his way,
Zip-a-dee-douchebag,
Zip-a-dee-total-and-complete-douchebag!

# posted by douchebag1

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