Tuesday, October 23, 2007

A "doozer of Sober Busters"?

Frathunter writes in:

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First and foremost, love the site.

2nd of all not only do I have a douche for ya, but he’s the douchiest of the douche. He works for our company and at first seemed like a nice guy, which I suppose he still is. but that’s neither here nor there.

After a long night of drinking and playing poker (introducing him to my blue collar buds) his first night here… he began to reveal the douche underneath… the Truth Douche.

I am not making any of this up… here’s a sample of quotes:

He got up to grab us a few beers while playing poker and shouted: “Who’s in for a Brain Grenade?” Of which I asked him what the hell is that? “You know, a Frat Soda!” I said a beer? I’ll take one.. my friend said I will also have one… to which he shouted: “I got a doozer” (2 I’m still guessing here) of some “Sober Busters.”

We didn’t let him speak for the rest of the night. I have sent along a few shots (that I will need to send in a couple of emails thanks to our awesome firewall here at wk).

I also would like to add that he always mentions taking girls to the “Bone Zone.”
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You had me at a “doozer of sober busters” but the “bone zone” takes this whole thing to the next level of genius. If a “doozer of sober busters” isn’t accepted in the 2012 Revised Webster’s Dictionary, then I’m not doing my job properly.

Stamp this brain grenade and frat soda drinking choad one of the first official SlangBags we’ve featured on the site.

Mainly because most of these pics can’t talk. Which is probably a good thing.

# posted by douchebag1

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