Ask DB1
Rudy writes in:
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Dear Douchebag1:
What advice would you give to a younger guy who wishes to avoid being douchebaggy?
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That’s a great question Rudy. One of the key things a ‘bagling must learn to avoid heading down the path of pure uberdouche is this simple rule:
Let the hot chick be hott. Let her be the object of attraction. Do not compete with her. Do not try to out “pretty” her. If you’re trying to outdo the hottie you’re lucky enough to be with, then there’s inherent scrotal rot in your soul.
Or another basic guideline is if you look like this guy, kill yourself.
Yep. That’s former HCwDB of the Week winner The Creeper, emiting tongue of pure putridity. And that’s the proverbial hot chick. Do not be Creeper Douche, young Rudy. Find the stronger path.
