Thursday, October 25, 2007

Captain Shirtless


After a series of army experiments using radiation and a glowing green liquid made by Doctor Douchuous in an underground lair went horribly wrong, young army private Bleek Blather found himself transformed into…

Captain Shirtless!! Hero to the common douche!!

At first I was going to reject this pic on the grounds of professional stripperdom, but now I’m not so sure. Do strip clubs let in douche superheroes like Captain Shirtless? Or is my fervered imagination convincing me that hotties actually dress up in tiny bits of lingerie of their own free non-economically-inspired accord?

And what about Sweet Polly Purebred on the right? How does she figure into this equation?

Tune in next week for the further scrotey adventures of Captain Shirtless and the Stable of Ambiguously Pro Hott!! Same douche time!! Same douche channel!!

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