Thursday, October 11, 2007

Cash Gordon


New addendum to douchological classification, #81:

Anyone who writes in a smiley face on their “My Name Is” tag is immediately classified as auto-scrote.

Granted, Cash Gordon’s crinkly retro sci-fi outfit, his key bling and his kissy lips don’t really need any additional evidence of douche.

But the smiley face? Not cool, Chad.

But your older sis has the touch of everyday librarian hott that me likey long time.

# posted by douchebag1

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