Monday, October 8, 2007

Corned Beef


Regular ‘bag sandwich formation (douche-hott-douche), I can understand. The innocent hottie of doe eyes and lusty thighs gets trapped between two seafaring boats of choad. She has nowhere to go. She’s trapped.

But inverted ‘bag sandwich?

This means that two delicious cuties actively choose to play the role of slices of rye on the corned beef sandwich of douche filling.

How is this formation even possible?

How does Corned Beef pull it off? Is it the sexy unbuttoned shirt? The stripe of grease on the Pringles ridged forehead? The Jesus bling? The douche-pout?

All I know is Roller Girl may be flunking out of DeVry, but I would pay for her tanning salon appointments with a 20% tip if it meant I could water her ferns while she drives back to Orange County to stay with her parents on weekends.

# posted by douchebag1

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