Friday, October 26, 2007

Fan Mail


Anonymous D-Bag writes in:

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This should be a book on how to pick up some chicks. Because guys that look like that when they go out, including myself, get chicks. My you should use these pictures to learn something. Cause were getting laid and your not.
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What about my not? Oh, you mean you’re not. As in “you’re not a very good speller, but your Affliction t-shirt is da bomb.”

Keep touting your hott as proof that your douchebaggery is justified, Anonymous DB. And I’ll keep posting the pics and mocking your douchey ass, regardless of the quality of boobies in your presence.

Because simply scoring a cutie does not justify the aesthetic cultural violations that your douchuous gender inverted narcissism performs on our society.

And you smell like poo.

# posted by douchebag1

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