Friday, October 5, 2007

Friday Haiku


Dirty Rock Douche, hark!
Angels weep for long armed freaks.
Superboob is lost.

Plissken wannabe.
R. Crumb babe with great boobies.
Take a shower, douche.

— boatbutter

Please die, Buckcherry.
You’ve polluted this school girl.
But yet I like plaid.

— reservoir douche

Charcoaled Choadmaster
inserts his darkened oiled dip stick:
pink one-cylinder

— darksock

Cans and ass sooooo hott!
Two fingers extended, BANG!
His load has been shot!

— duke of douchester

Greatest question asked:
How does she make them stand so?
Out! Out! Mason Bag!

– clementine of cappadoucha

# posted by douchebag1

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