Friday, October 12, 2007

Friday Haiku


Posed pic? Maybe so,
But yank that Jesus, Scarlett.
He died for those abs.

Magazine shot? Yes.
Does that bother me? No way.
Red skirt? Delicious.

— boatbutter

Ghetto doucheulous
Guyliner AND plat knuckles
Are those Jeans acidwashed?

— eric estradouche

Anorexia
Not pretty picture on most
Red fine lines it well

— huskerbag

And on the sixth day,
God made man, not knowing that
man evolves to Douche.

— bcs

Satan is puking
For he’s fully aware that
douchebags go to hell

— plinky

Red hot lace-y thing
I would kill Jesus again
Want to lick the curves

— daric fn awesome

# posted by douchebag1

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