Wednesday, October 31, 2007

HCwDB of the Week: Batbag

BLAM!

KAPOW!!

BIGDOUCHE!!

It was a total landslide for creepy douched up Batbag with the saggy nipple, his sidekick Robyn, and Timmy’s Hot Mom who made you brownies when you were nine and let you look down her blouse while serving them.

Batbag, like The Gator before him, is one of those supreme uberbags who forces a reevaluation of the entire spectrum of douchitude, rendering the level of hott irrelevant. Few douchefaces can achieve such a singularity. Batbag is one. walker, texas douchebag lays down the logic train:

that collection of cells that is bat bag is the clear winner here. Years of chest-shaving, squeezing his junk into 32 waist white pants, and inhaling Jovan Musk for Men has addled his brain to the point where he thinks it’s cool to have a Batman tattoo AND a matching belt buckle. Not to mention those ridiculous glasses. He deserve the title, as well as being run though a wood-chipper.

Well said, Walker. deuche agrees:

Riddle me this and riddle me that….what kind of douche gets a BATMAN TAT? On top of man-boobies, none-the-less. He even has boy wonder-bag as a sidekick.

“And where…And where…….is the BATBAG?”

The Batbag is taking a well needed break from fighting crime to scrote on the hotties, that’s where. But the creepy Leprechaun with his Long Island Iced Tea Beauty found fans. ron douchegay sums up the appeal:

The Leprechaun, since he has the hottest hott, and is most derserving of having a white-hot poker stuck up his ass.

Well put, Ron. I thought for sure that the resonance between Snake Pisskin and Rachel Hottowitz would resonate further with the voters, but alas, Snake came in a distant third. douche ellington plays the eulogy:

While I thouroughly enjoy the comedy of errors that is Batbag, nothing says more about what’s wrong with the hottie/douchey commingling than Snake Pisskin. She represents everything I’ve ever wanted in a woman and have yet to find, and he represents everything I hate about the guys she will inevitably go after: the omnipresent smug look, sunglasses indoors, “designer” wife-beater, and “look at me I’m trying to be tough” tattoos.

I agree, D.E. But this is Batbag’s day. Like the solo douche-fighter that he is, Batbag needs no uber-hott to win a Weekly. He operates on his own, with only Robyn’s dimples to help him along. As tim brewer succinctly sums it up:

BATBAG!!! omg please.

“omg please,” indeed, Tim. This is Batbag’s day. Raise his douche-cape to the rafters and punch his Bat Signal a spot in the Monthly. He’s bringing Robyn and MILF cutie along for the ride.

# posted by douchebag1

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