Thursday, October 25, 2007

Ice-Man


Listen up, Ice-Man From Homoerotic Volleyball Scene in Top Gun.

Your attempts to do the Peaches point contain the awkward muscle spasms of the untrained amateur. There is no douchological grace to your douchebaggery. Your left hand clutches with spasmic Keyser Soze gimpery rather than true ‘bag hand gesture.

Even your underarm sweat stains bespeak the awkwardness of amateur ‘bagling status.

Keep practicing. And take That 70’s ‘Bag with you.

I’ll corral future O.C. Soccer Mom in the back room where we will play Parcheesi with chocolate dice while I softly nuzzle her bunny slippers.

# posted by douchebag1

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