Monday, October 15, 2007

Johnny


Don’cha know that you are a douchin’ star, don’tcha know?
And all the world will mock you just as long, as long as you are…

Johnny got his nipple pierced, and now he’s a rock star, livin the high live in Provo, Utah.

That’s it. I’m growing my hair out, getting a minimum wage job at the Snappy Snack Shack where I’ll feast on turbo dogs, and starting up a lousy garage band that plays Buckcherry covers.

Yeah. That’s my new plan.

Then I can get a double serving of polka dot bikini hotties. Just like Johnny.

# posted by douchebag1

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