More Halloween 'Bags
Reader TW submits his attempt at the douche Halloween look:
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Hi, honorable DB1.
After many months of studying your website on all things douche, bag, and douchebag, I felt that I had enough knowledge to pull off the task of being the coolest guy at the party. And by coolest guy I mean a complete and total douchebag.
I know you may not post these pics because I am in costume, but I think I pulled it off amazingly well, and by amazingly well I mean hunch punch vomit on my face.
Super hard spiked and wet looking hair, mandana, stupid glasses, eyeliner, retarded trimmed beard, popped collar, v-neck undershirt, 2 Jesusbling necklaces, dogtag necklace, sweat arm bands, stupid belt buckle, white belt with stars, hand gestures and douche face.
The only thing missing is the orange fake tan, but I just didn’t have the dedication to be orange for a week as it wears off.
Thanks for the great site.
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Phenomenal work, TW. You are a scholar and a student of all that is scrote.
But the question we all want to know, did you score with Gladiator Xena?
