Sunday, October 7, 2007

Retro Douche: Malibu

To honor Pumpy, I thought we’d feast on a little early 1990s Malibu douchery. I can’t tell if Malibu is the prototype for early 1990s West Coast surf-scrotery, or just a hilarious actor. But either way, that clip is great. Hang loose, Malibu.

“American Gladiators” needs big budget summer action studio picture treatment, stat. I’m talking McG level spectacle.

Starring Thomas Jane as tough guy “Blade,” uber-stud Paul Walker as the playboy with a heart of gold, the lusty Scarlett Johanssen as “Blonde Steel,” and the pumped up Carrot Top as the wacky comic relief American Gladiator, “Carrot Head.”

Come on.

You know you’d pay to see that.

It’s gotta be better than Transformers.

# posted by douchebag1

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