Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Six of One, a Total Douchebag of the Other


Living proof that you can look like a douched up mutant Brundlefly genetic splicing of Lou Diamond Phillips, Abe Vigoda and a ferret with lupus and still line up six bikini hotties at your table.

And how thoughtful. He brought them all a half dead rose.

The plethora of boobies riverdance like hallucinogenic 99 luftballoons in my peripheral vision. A Ralph Bakshi animated orgy by way of R. Crumb.

I would offer to Windex blushing blonde on the far left’s guest house with a beaten up Swiffer if it meant I could sniff her Grandmother’s oven minutes in regular fifteen minute intervals.

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