Friday, October 26, 2007

Snake Pisskin


Question. Across the long and glorious subsections of douchological classification, what are those attributes that most rise to the top? That transcend ordinary scrotitude and invoke a higher plane of choad consciousness?

I would argue there are certain ‘bags who summon the ‘bag spirit without need for primitive hand gestures nor the Kissy Lips. What I like to term spectral douchitude.

Snake Pisskin here is one of these privileged deities that I speak of.

It’s not just that he’s corralled a sexy future librarian that I plan to awkwardly greet outside of her sorority house until she maces me and kicks me in the shins. How I love that soft blue dress and two tone brunette hair. She is a creamy dark haired soft serve ice-cream tilt-o-whirl of cotton candy carrot sticks. And if that last sentence read confusingly, it’s only because she dizzifies my wiki fantastic.

But it’s the tat-douchery that Snake embodies that sends this pic off into strato-wrongness. Pisskin’s ass chin. Top it all off with the bug glasses and you have a nice frothy serving of spectral douchitude far greater than the analytic sum of its parts.

In short, it’s Friday. He sucks. She’s hott. And it’s time to start drinking.

# posted by douchebag1

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