Monday, October 1, 2007

Snow White and the Two Camel Asses


One of the lesser known films in the Disney historical collection, Snow White and the Two Camel Asses, remains a favorite of children the world over.

And by children, I mean me. And by favorite, I mean boobies.

Succulent curvy hints of a better tomorrow. The potential for world peace and humanity’s spiritual ascension to a higher state of consciousness, found in two bouncy boobie pillows.

And then the choads. All that is nihilistic and dispairing in a world gone wrong. All that is camel ass. Miller High Life and shiny douche-foreheads. Huxley’s Brave New World of “B minus” douchebaggery.

But I would still tackle Snow White like a fascist class system on Red Bull.

# posted by douchebag1

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