Friday, October 12, 2007

The Lost Arquette


Scrotey Arquette has found love. Which is hard, what with coming from a famous showbiz family.

Good on you, Scrotey. I knew that David wasn’t the only one to forge a career and get a hot wife utilizing talent enough to fill the thimble piece in the Monopoly boardgame.

Do not pass go.

Her back is arched beyond human possibility. It is otherworldly. It bespeaks a cosmos of endless possibility, of strange planets with new life forms. You know. Amazon Women on The Moon. With curvy backs. And Scrotey Arquette.

On second thought, I’ll stay home.

# posted by douchebag1

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