Tuesday, October 9, 2007

The Mark of the 'Bag


Among the many giveaways, “tells” if you will, of the douchebaguous presence of douchebaggery in the douchebag with hottie, there are the obvious ones.

The bling. The hat tilt. The douche face.

And then there’s the theological stamp. The place where a divine spirit comes down and sears “douche” on the forehead of a choadwank.

We find this presence of mystical sign in the reflection of male genitalia on the ‘bag’s forehead. The “shlong-in-balls shine,” or what advanced ‘bagologists call “The Mark of the ‘Bag.” Note it’s formation in the forehead sheen of Fratboy Francis here.

Oh sure, his shirtlessness and printing error Chinese tattoo randomness call into question why lovely Talking Tina would embrace his oilyness. But it’s The Mark of the ‘Bag that stamps scrote. And makes my bowl of Cocoa Puffs taste slightly sour.

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