Tuesday, October 2, 2007
The Rodeo Clown
I love the smell of douchebag in the evening… it smells like… Axe.
I can’t tell which makes me want to shove my tongue in a light socket more. The fact Rodeo Clown Col. Kilgore can walk around in plain view wearing only army patterned Fruit of the Loom, or the fact Cute Natalie Portman Bartender Hottie can display such perfect hip-thigh skin in the presence of said Rodeo Clown.
Where’s some angry southern Lynyrd Skynyrd biker types when you need them?
