Thursday, October 4, 2007

The Warthog From Hell


Tell me this ‘bag doesn’t look like the satanic love spawn of a mutant Fred Durst, a desert cactus brush and the biker mercenary from “Raising Arizona.”

Someone better rescue Nathan Jr. and pick up the huggies.

I’ll busy myself with launching a small but lethal gang of inbred Ninjas to explore the bouncy hills of pink pale Cleavite calling to me with the sing-song mellifluous tones of a drunk Kim Gordon.

Which is my roundabout way of saying boobies.

# posted by douchebag1

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