Monday, October 29, 2007

White by Unpopular Happenstance


Dear Black People of America,

On behalf of this guy, I sincerely and humbly apologize.

You’ve endured the horrors of Slavery. The long and painful Civil Rights struggles.

Seperate but Equal. The busing crises. The cooption of your music and culture by white artists like Elvis.

A half a millenium of exploitation and degradation in this country.

Soul Plane. Flavor of Love.

And now this guy.

Please take him out back and beat him with garbage cans while talking over each other like you’re at a screening of Robocop. It’s the only proper response, and you’d be doing all of us a favor.

Sincerely,
DB1

# posted by douchebag1

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